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"Bianca'shalfpinecone"

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

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crrocs:

Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

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cutewizard:

My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends

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suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

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  • person: you look dead
  • me: thanks

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

(Source: niqabisinparis, via chrissexy19)